A couple points before I begin. First of all, I'm not going to bother censoring myself anymore. If you don't want to read the words fuckballs and cockgobbler then there are plenty of other food blogs you can go read. I figured it would turn some people off, but take a look at the
Chicago Gluttons. Yeah, I'm pretty tame compared to those guys. I love them, their most recent post was quite hilarious.
Secondly I just wanted to apologize for the huge alternating sections of text and photos. As usual blogger is being a complete piece of shit and if I don't add every photo I upload then they disappear, and I'm just not in the mood to upload them all individually. Blogger you suck! Now that we have that cleared up, on to the show...
Our little family day-trip to Philly started off great. Some retard thought it would be a good idea to schedule roadwork on 95 North on a Saturday morning causing a 4 mile back up while our bus driver couldn’t decide if he wanted to roast our asses to a crisp by blasting the heat or give us all hypothermia by cranking the A/C. We arrived at 30th Street Station an hour and a half later than we’d planned, soaked in our own sweat and numb from the waist down. Let the eating begin.